theodora: ALMOST TRUE YET AMUSING

Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

		FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
		PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
		TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
		HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.
		SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.
		WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
		TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
		EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
		HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
		THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying